instant ways to feel better/reduce anxiety right noW:
- write down a list of your worries (this helps i swear on my life)
- go wash your face
- go put on comfy pjs
- text that person you’ve been meaning to text
- go sit outside for a minute
- talk to someone, anyone
- watch your…
never skip leg day
hermione + text posts
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
american sex ed
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
"Kiss her there you walnut!" I was laughing for like five minutes.
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive